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I live in Tralalalalaliland, thank you very much.

MEAD MEAD MEAD!

also, lesbian!margaery! giving lesbian!sansa! a rose.

A SWORD SWALLOWER!!!!!!!!!

Maybe i’ve been watching too many episodes of The Simpsons while traveling, but Ralph Wiggum is my fan cast for Tommen Baratheon.

The people at Comcast better have their shit straight when they say I’ll be able to access HBOGo once I land in Germany tomorrow- fuck me if I miss tonight’s QoT/Tyrell domination, as well as the next 5 episodes.  At least Vikings is easy to get…

On a different note, I reek of campfire.  Sorry in advance to the person sitting next to me on the flight.

“Margaery Tyrell dotes on filthy urchins for a reason. She dresses like a harlot for a reason. She married a traitor and known degenerate like Renly Baratheon for a reason.” -Cersei Lannister

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“I imagine it must be so exciting to squeeze your finger here and watch something die over there,” Margaery tells Joffrey, examining his new crossbow. “Do you think you could? Kill something?” Joffrey asks her excitedly, hunting a proxy for sex. “I don’t know, Your Grace. Do you think I could?” Margaery asks him. “Would you like to watch me?”

via ThinkProgress (X)